3/10/2009

Levitime

Time for a little levity:

Paradox = two physicians or two places to park boats
Paradigm = twenty cents
Duodenum = two pairs of jeans
Investment = priest dressed for mass
Lactate = don't have any tate
Flu = past tense of flo
Penmanship = Mr. Bic's boat
Manifest = party for guys
Reality = ality again
Pastry = attempt a pas
Attorney = professional golfer at work
Ledbetter = not as bad as ledworst, but not quite as good as ledbest
Congress = opposite of progress
Coconut = someone fond of chocolate

Confirm = shouldn't it be profirm?
Herbicide = why isn't it Weedicide? Herb's never hurt anyone

Procrastination = if this is delaying doing something, then concrastination would be hurrying to do something too early, and crastination would be doing it at just the right time

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